Headline not from the Onion

"Lone Icelandic Soldier to leave Iraq"

Seriously, not from The Onion.

From The Onion:

U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy

In a striking rebuke of the assertions of the Pentagon and the White House that a swift exit is neither practical nor possible, soldiers of varying rank have outlined a straightforward plan of immediate disengagement, dubbed "Operation Screw This."