If:
You have recently suffered a major stroke which has left you with impaired mobility.
And If:
You have severe arthritis and needed to use a cane to get around even before your stroke.
And If:
You have drunk "a lot" of beer to celebrate being released from jail today.
Then:
You should not be diving into the swimming pool
Corollary:
In any event, you should not be diving into the shallow end.
Please make a note of it.
You have recently suffered a major stroke which has left you with impaired mobility.
And If:
You have severe arthritis and needed to use a cane to get around even before your stroke.
And If:
You have drunk "a lot" of beer to celebrate being released from jail today.
Then:
You should not be diving into the swimming pool
Corollary:
In any event, you should not be diving into the shallow end.
Please make a note of it.
1 comment:
Thank you, Oh wise one.
Wonder what could've possibly prompted the moment of clarity from which you conjured that great pearl of wisdom.
:-)
P.S. My word verification is "fectily" which makes me think of feckless.
As in: "That man was extremely feckless for diving into the pool."
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