29 July 2009

Deep thought

If:
You have recently suffered a major stroke which has left you with impaired mobility.

And If:
You have severe arthritis and needed to use a cane to get around even before your stroke.

And If:
You have drunk "a lot" of beer to celebrate being released from jail today.

Then:
You should not be diving into the swimming pool

Corollary:
In any event, you should not be diving into the shallow end.

Please make a note of it.

1 comment:

rem2010 said...

Thank you, Oh wise one.

Wonder what could've possibly prompted the moment of clarity from which you conjured that great pearl of wisdom.

:-)

P.S. My word verification is "fectily" which makes me think of feckless.

As in: "That man was extremely feckless for diving into the pool."