28 September 2011

I am Han Solo

Patient, to me: I was admitted last week at The Big Hospital downtown and they did a whole bunch of tests and couldn't figure anything out.

Me: Can you tell me what tests they did?

Patient: Oh, they did them all -- every test you can imagine.

Me: I don't know about that. I've got a pretty good imagination.


Sharon said...

As my beloved Doc told me long ago, There are three reasons for ordering tests: Diagnostic, therapeutic, and punitive.

Shrtstormtrooper said...

She's rich...

It's my lot in life to work as many Star Wars jokes into work activities as possible.